Love in a time of no muffins and some evil.

I have the best luck ever; it’s terrible. You want it? It’s yours. But ask: Do you like being bored ALL the time because there are no challenges ever? Do you like being surrounded by people because no one will ever leave you alone? (Even in the bathroom, you’ll need to invest in some really good locks.) Do you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life because no one thinks they’re good enough for you? No? Me either!

I have the worst luck ever, It’s terrible. You want it? It’s yours. You get a lot of scars out of the deal. The campus darling is annoying. And beautiful. And smells like a garden after the rain. He’s the worst. And he’s a muffin thief. F**k that guy.

A Really Gay Book is set in the A Really Gay Villain Christmas Series. It’s a 30,000-word enemies-to-lovers story with possessiveness, extreme size difference, steamy times, and found family. (What’s a little bit of evil among family, right?)