Roxy Palmer is about to crack under the pressure of the ultimate Rock Paper Scissors Championship. But just when she’s on the brink of a full-blown panic attack, three giant hands swoop in—ready to save the day with all the rizz she never knew she needed. These aren’t just any hands, though. Oh no. They’re packing a lot more than strategy. And they’re here to give Roxy the pep talk of a lifetime. Join Roxy as she finds out just how absurd winning it all can really be!


My Date With Rock, Paper, & Scissors is part of The Sentient Object Calendar Series, a shared series curated by some of your favorite off-the-wall Biblio Barbie, Dakota Cockaday, Holly Wilde, Luna Cantrip, Nicole Parker, Sylvia Morrow, Thea Masen, Unfortunate Reads, and Vera Valentine. It is meant for readers 18 and over who are ready to embrace a deeper experience with some unusual holidays.