Hi.
My name's Joe, and yeah... I'm a plumber.
Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this "Hero of Legend."
Now I have to collect all the Princess of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy... uhhh... kinky... uhhhh... "ritual," and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog.
I guess you could call this a magical pipe laying adventure.