Tomás Martinez has had a crush on Darcy MacFarland, his best friend’s mother, for longer than he’s willing to admit.

Would it be wrong to make those feelings known the weekend of his best friend’s wedding?

Or would that a big-time party foul?

Tying himself up and offering up his body for her to defile wouldn’t be on his list of best man duties either, huh?

What if he dropped to his knees and begged her to let him worship her in every way he fantasized about over the years?

Would that be a wedding day faux pas?

And what if...

What if she said yes?