The third hilarious accidental diary from Billie Upton Green (don't call her BUG!)

There's an exciting but complication addition to the Upton Green family (and it's not whatever Mr Paws has left on the living room carpet...).

Luckily, the school musical is in full swing, giving Billie the perfect distraction. She just needs to watch out for Painy Janey, who has her eyes on the main part and doesn't care what gets in her way...